Manifesto!

Fifty Shades of Grey!

Fifty Shades of Grey follows Anastasia "Ana" Steele, a 22-year-old college senior who lives with her best friend Katherine Kavanagh; Katherine writes for their college's student paper. Because of illness, Katherine persuades Ana to take her place and interview 27-year-old Christian Grey, an incredibly successful and wealthy young entrepreneur. Ana is instantly attracted to Grey, but also finds him intimidating. As a result she stumbles through the interview and leaves Grey's office believing that it went badly. Ana tries to console herself with the thought that the two of them will probably not meet each other again. However she is surprised when Grey appears at the hardware store where she works. While he purchases various items including cable ties and rope, Ana informs Grey that Katherine wants photographs to go along with her article about him. Grey leaves Ana with his phone number. Katherine urges Ana to call Grey and arrange a photo shoot with their photographer friend Jose Rodriquez.

The next day Jose, Katherine, and Ana arrive at the hotel Grey is staying at, where the photo shoot takes place and Grey asks Ana out for coffee. The two talk over coffee and Grey asks Ana if she's dating anyone, specifically Jose. When Ana replies that she isn't dating anyone, Grey begins to ask her about her family. During the conversation Ana learns that Grey is also single, but is not "a hearts and flowers kind of guy". This intrigues Ana, especially after he pulls her out of the path of an oncoming cyclist. However, Ana believes that she is not attractive enough for Grey, much to the chagrin of her friend Katherine.

After finishing her exams Ana receives a package from Grey containing first edition copies of Tess of the d'Urbervilles, which stuns her. Later that night Ana goes out drinking with her friends and ends up drunk dialing Grey, who informs her that he will be coming to pick her up because of her inebriated state. Ana goes outside to get some fresh air, and Jose attempts to kiss her but is stopped by Grey's arrival. Ana later leaves with Grey, but not before she discovers that her friend Katherine has been flirting with Grey's brother Elliott. Later Ana wakes to find herself in Grey's hotel room, where he scolds her for not taking proper care of herself. Grey then reveals that he would like to have sex with her. He initially says that Ana will first have to fill out paperwork, but later goes back on this statement after making out with her in the elevator.

Ana later goes on a date with Grey where he takes her in his helicopter to his apartment. Once there, Grey insists that she sign a non-disclosure agreement forbidding her to discuss anything that they do together, which Ana agrees to sign. He also mentions other paperwork, but first takes her to a room full of BDSM toys and gear. There Grey informs her that the second contract will be one of dominance and submission and that there will be no romantic relationship, only a sexual one. The contract even forbids Ana from touching Grey or making eye contact with him. At this point, Grey realizes that Ana is a virgin and agrees to take her virginity without making her sign the contract. The two then have sex.

The following morning Ana and Grey once again have sex, and his mother, who arrives moments after their sexual encounter, is surprised by the meeting, having previously thought Grey was homosexual because she had never seen him with a woman. Grey later takes Ana out to eat, and he reveals to her that he lost his virginity at fifteen to one of his mother's friends and that his previous dominant/submissive relationships failed due to incompatibility. They plan to meet up again and Grey takes Ana home, where she discovers several job offers and admits to Katherine that she and Grey have had sex.

Over the next few days Ana receives several packages from Grey. These include a laptop to enable the two of them to communicate, since she has never previously owned a computer, and a more detailed version of the dominant/submissive contract. She and Grey email each other, with Ana teasing him and refusing to honor parts of the contract, such as only eating foods from a specific list. Ana later meets up with Grey to discuss the contract, only to grow overwhelmed by the potential BDSM arrangement and the potential of having a sexual relationship with Grey that is not romantic in nature. Because of these feelings Ana runs away from Grey and does not see him again until her college graduation, where he is a guest speaker. During this time, Ana agrees to sign the dominant/submissive contract.

Ana and Grey once again meet up together to further discuss the contract, and they go over Ana's hard and soft limits. Ana is spanked for the first time by Grey; the experience leaves her both enticed and slightly confused. This confusion is exacerbated by Grey's lavish gifts, and the fact that he brings her to meet his family. The two continue with the arrangement without Ana having yet signed the contract. After successfully landing a job with Seattle Independent Publishing, Ana further bristles under the restrictions of the non-disclosure agreement and the complex relationship with Grey.

The tension between Ana and Grey eventually comes to a head after Ana asks Grey to punish her in order to show her how extreme a BDSM relationship with him could be. Grey fulfills Ana's request, beating her with a belt, only for Ana to realize that the two of them are incompatible. Devastated, Ana leaves Grey and returns to the apartment she shares with Katherine.

 Thank you Wiki for the summary!

Ok so I know my Epic BF is rolling her eyes and is shaking her head to this post! Aren't you Lisa?

But I've put this book on the back burner for so long I have read all the hype and every ones opinions so I wanted to finally have my own opinion on the book! So I read it and I found myself liking it, somewhat relating in parts.

So in saying this Yes Lisa my happy ass went on Barnes & Noble and bought the all of the books. so :P

LOL! I am actually looking forward to the movie it would be awesome if it was Ryan Gosling (Yum) or Even Ian Somerhalder from Vampire Diaries he is Dreamy too!

So Tell me Ian or

 Ryan?

I can't  

choose??

both are so damn 

yummy!

New Hair Color New Mood!

So on Tuesday the hubby and I, had a day date he took me out to breakfast in this hole in the wall diner and trust me I was kind of unsure about the diner but I fell in love! I ordered the country fried chicken with biscuit   and everything was fresh, OMG she even asked if I wanted more gravy for my biscuit????? OMG the taste made me feel like I was back home in Tulsa!:(

So after that hubby needed a haircut so while he did that I got my eyebrows done! Then I did  it I dyed my hair and I love it so I'll show you before and after pictures!

So  I am in <3! My Hubby loves it too so do the kiddos! 

So really this is all I got today! 13yr old has a game tomorrow at Livermore High School @3pm

if anyone wants to check it out!

Me!

Omg What today has been

So Hey everyone I hope life is good!

So well lets start my topic off with back story first.......

so ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~REWIND~~~~~~~~~~~ (lol)

I totally had a flashback of Wayne's World!  Again LOL

So Last night I posted on my Fb that Quote "If you think I am a BITCH you should meet my Mom..And if that isn't enough..Go see my Sister!!"


So this morning I got a call at 6:45am Yeah you read that right it was my Mother calling YELLING!!
so I really couldn't get a word in so I hung up! (you're thinking uh bad move but thats the only way to shut her up) So After texting my sister oh and my mom beat me to it also.
So Finally giving my mom sometime to cool off I called her the first time she didn't answer  and then I waited another twenty minutes I called again  and she answered and I asked if she would talk without yelling.
so trying to explain to my mother this is on status shuffle I personally didn't write this and still she didn't understand. she  then went on ranting how I call her a bitch all the time so I called BULLSHIT! I asked her when was the last time I called her that, she replied when you were in high school..... LOL that was 10yrs ago! and she is still holding that over my head.

So yeah this has been fun (yeah Right huh?)
Why is it so hard to talk to my mom? oh then she went on about why was I up at 1:30am her time
it was 11:30 my time so now I'm 29 and I have a bed time?????

So here I am ranting and raving about it..... actually laughing my ass off from the whole situation.
Again only in my family where the crazies are always out with out  the full moon!

<3, Me

Opps My bad!

Wow, its been awhile since I've posted and a lot has happen.....

Ok first I want to talk about Dreams, you ready? So last night or this morning don't really know but I had a crazy dream that Hubby told me he loved me but wasn't in love with me he missed the old me.
Ok, so I woke with this one and hugged his pillow tight (since he is at work when I woke) but still I can't shake this dream. Do any of you guys have these dreams?

Ok, next topic before I lose my mind! Weight loss is a bitch! Weight loss is the devil! LOL
So I was given a huge opportunity to do something I have been thinking about for a long time and at first hubby was behind me but now I think he is backing away from the plan I wanted; huh? I wonder is this the reason for my dreams? Huh maybe?

Shit, maybe I need to talk to him about it? Anyways I really hope my Epic Bf is feeling better she has had a couple sick kids and that is including herself.  lots of <3 to her!

Ok so Toyota almost got me I almost left with a $34,000 Highlander then the sales guys pissed me off so I walked over to the service dept and paid for my car repairs $1164.  and within 5 mins of leaving Toyota they called telling us they have a better deal we said thanks but no thanks!

So Tuesday lilo had her birthday party at her favorite place Partipalooza she invited 16 kids sad thing is only 9 showed when they all RSVP I know her Bf was sick with the bug that was going around. So afterward she asked why didn't they come (omg Break my Heart) I explained as simply as I could. But she had a Blast! So Tomorrow is her real birthday she is turning 7 years old.

So this is all I got for now but trust me I will be posting later this week or even tomorrow.

Love me!